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Fake News - ©2018 Chris Conway

1. There are no animals in the zoo
I know you don’t believe me
But I tell you it’s true
There’s just a vegetable lasagna and a didgeridoo.
But there are no animals in the zoo.

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Fake News! Fake News!
There's never been an innovation
That's so easy to do
You just make the true, false
Then you make the false, true
So if you fake with me
I’ll fake it with you.

2. There no naked people on the Internet
I’ve been searching all day I haven’t found any yet
I’ve seen a few things I’d rather forget
But there are no naked people on the Internet

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You don’t have to do it on Twitter.
You can fake stuff any old way,
You don’t have to be twisted and bitter.
Coz some folks will believe whatever you say.

3. There are no stupid people in the government
They’re all altruistic angels and they're heaven sent
None are dishonest, none are totally bent,
And there are no stupid people in the government

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4. There are no aliens in outer space
You may think that it’s a pretty big place
But I searched it all, and the human race
Are the only aliens in outer space.

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Fake News! Fake News!
There's never been an innovation
That's so easy to do
They used to be lies
Now theyre alternative truths
So if you fake with me
I’ll fake it with you.

This song never ends.

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from Fake News and other silly songs (EP), released January 5, 2020
Chris Conway - vocals, piano, keyboards, theremin, drum loops

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Think David Crosby on a journey taking in Ireland, a jazz club, and Outer Space.

"Songs of Love & Peace & Outer Space" is his slogan and that sums it up well.

He has toured with ex-Monkees Peter Tork, played with members of Jethro Tull and Fairport Convention as well as Vikki Clayton, Martin Carthy, Sally Barker, Pete Morton, Cathy Lesurf, & Tommy Emmanuel and Talvin Singh. ... more

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